Marital Disharmony

Don and I can't stop arguing about life, death, and the circle of life. It's hurting our marriage.

I say life is precious. He favors death.

I say God put us ALL here for a purpose. He says that for some of us that purpose was death.

I say live and let live. He says that eternal damnation is the surest result for certain sins.

I'm trying to teach the kids to love ALL of God's creatures. Don wants them to learn that some of us just don't get lucky.

I say provide a home for those in need. He says survival of the fittest.

I'm pro-life. He was raised in Texas. Need I say more?!?

My Aunti Wrayanne is a member of PETA. So, is my cousin, Travis. Don has relatives who *gasp* hunt. (Okay, so do I.)

I say LET MY LITTLE WILD BUNNY LIVE! He's found a home in our sandbox where he's protected from harsh winter winds and wandering cats. I feed him carrots and celery while Don isn't looking. I love him. If people didnt want bunnies to eat their garden veggies, they should put up fences. It's the circle of life.

He says IF THAT BUNNY GETS IN MY GARDEN AGAIN, I'M GOING TO BUY A GUN AND KILL IT!

He's so mean. And so is my father, who keeps calling about recipes for rabbit stew.